large

Large is relative. For example, compared to someone who eats this every day, I might not be large.


P.S. I feel compelled to report that I shared some with the dogs.

phasmatodia

I've only just discovered that there's another name for walking sticks. This one, apparently doing a Mick Jagger impersonation, came along just about when Spring did. The screen door stays dirty for all four seasons.

amber

I made this beer pose for far too long.

More pictures of amber.

smoke

I found this picture during a fit of house cleaning. I think I took it about twenty years ago in the house I grew up in, shortly after one of my dad's poker games. True, there's not a lot of smoke in the picture, but if it were scratch-n-sniff you'd know what the air quality was like. Plus, dig those funky ashtrays.

relaxation

This is a contribution for photo friday. It is a reenactment of relaxation. Actual relaxation does not involve hopping in and out of a hammock between clicks of the shutter.

It was even harder trying to reenact relaxing in the hot tub. Not only did I fail to get a decent picture, I also had too much of some chemical. I won't go into detail except to say, "ouch."

But when I do relax, it might look like the above photo. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.