Anyway, I was compelled to come up with some, but as you'll see I'm not so good at the sort of true encapsulations that are really called for here. The article referenced above has much better examples, but for the time being this is what I've got.
Fiber: not just for breakfast anymore.
A new year, another awkward phase.
Rejection letter: this is a story?
If only chicks dug back hair.
Some promise. Some results. Oh well.
Five stories - you be the judge. You, reader, go and do likewise.